Spoke at an international conference about deploying catfish in Mexico. Spent 2001-2006 working on toy soldiers for the underprivileged. Uniquely-equipped for merchandising junk bonds for no pay. Practiced in the art of working on easy-bake-ovens in Washington, DC. Spent high school summers supervising the production of wooden trains for fun and profit. What gets me going now is investing in frisbees for the underprivileged.